Vegan Turducken

14 Jul

One of my very favorite blogs is Yammie’s Noshery.  You should really go read it, but not right now, because I promise you, if you start reading you will not come back here.  Especially if you are hungry.  Her food is delightful and her writing is indulgent.  Yesterday, I felt a little like Yammie because . . .

I invented the ultimate fruit.

I know what you’re saying, “inventing a fruit seems like a job for God.”  You’re right, in fact I’m pretty sure He already created this gem.  Before the fall this juicy wonder was probably growing twelve months out of the year around the Garden of Eden.  You see, I imagine cherries had no pits in Paradise, because that would have been, well, the pits.  Instead, I think they had blueberries.

That’s right.  When Eve bit into a sweet cherry she didn’t crack her tooth, or need to produce an unladylike seed spew.  Instead those perfect pearly whites sank right through the yummy cherry flesh, into a blueberry and then exited through more cherry.  Perfectly, perfect.

Wanna see how I recreated this fruity flavor bomb?  Here’s a picture:

And here’s the recipe:

Bluecherries

1 cherry (I prefer the Golden Sweet because I don’t pretreat my children’s clothing)
1 blueberry

Pit cherry.  Lift the flap of the cherry’s exit wound and insert blueberry.  Fold flap back over fruit.  Eat.  Repeat.

Okay, now go drool over Yammie.

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3 Responses to “Vegan Turducken”

  1. Yammie @ Yammie's Noshery July 14, 2011 at 1:37 pm #

    You are amazing!! I was thinking of making these: http://www.madewithpink.com/2011/06/raspberry-lemon-cheesecake-bites.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+MadeWithPink+%28Made+With+Pink%29
    but I like your idea much better. Especially the quantity. It seems much more manageable.

    • Christina July 14, 2011 at 3:10 pm #

      That recipe is perfect! Yesterday we picked nearly a gallon of raspberries, and I was dismayed to find out that they are too big to fit inside a cherry and yet too small to hold a blueberry. But now happiness is restored because Cream Cheese and Lemon Curd are two of my favorite food groups.

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