Shhhh. Do NOT tell Christina I told you this.

21 Apr

It’s poop.

The thing we’re not supposed to discuss on public social forums is poop.

I’ve lifted the ban for this brief moment because I think it’s important that you know. And that’s okay. There’s been a 20+ year ban on licking in our family that sometimes just HAS to be lifted. That’s how it is with bans. I know that you understand.

Okay – the ban’s back on.

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6 Responses to “Shhhh. Do NOT tell Christina I told you this.”

  1. Christina April 21, 2011 at 11:19 am #

    I believe the official name of the licking ban was “The Anti-Saliva Rule.” It was important. In the middle of a knock-down, drag-out fight it is simply out of line to stick your grungy tongue on your opponent’s skin.

    • Stacy April 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm #

      To be fair it was really only you and Mom who wanted that rule enforced. Maybe only you…

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